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Mama Big Lie looked up from her too-rich porridge and added "Iraq presents a clear and present danger to American interests. We can't find the proof that they're building nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons, and collaborating with al-Qaeda, so they must be hiding them -- proving that they intend to attack us at any moment."
Baby Big Lie stopped bouncing on his too-comfortable bed to chime in. "Everybody knows that! The only people who say otherwise are a handful of isolated anti-American stooges who support the terrorists."
"Oh shut up," said Goldie Grassroots. "Open a window, and you can hear the parade!"